Number of times I have been puked on in the past week: 3
Number of poopy diapers I have changed in a row today without ever taking baby off the changing table: 4
Number of times I have heard a little boy I know say baaaaallllll? today: 3,527 or maybe more
Number of minutes I have had to hold my pee because some little one in our family needed something ImMediAteLy!: 90
Number of kisses Aveda received from Tagen today: 10
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That last one makes the first four worth it.